Kids. We love them always. We like them a solid 89% of the time. The other 11% of the time is spent:
- Wasting our breath trying to parent them because they are not listening
- Making meals that they are ultimately going to refuse to eat
- Apologizing to the neighbors that our kids were naked in the yard. Again.
- Finding gross things all over the house (I once found a tupperware container of urine under one of our boys beds. URINE. He didn’t know why it was there…)
- Threatening to throw away everything they love unless they can at least pretend to try to follow the rules
- Trying to figure out their room smells like urine. Again.
- Telling them to shut the door EVERY SINGLE TIME they go in and out.
- And the list goes on. And on. And on.
However, they make laugh like no one else can. They are silly, creative, and imaginative. They say the craziest things! My favorite internet threads to read are the ones where kids have said one thing but have clearly meant another thing entirely. Or, the ones where kids rename things. Spoiler alert, their names are WAY better than the actual given names.
Things My Kids Have Said
- Bathroom exhaust fan = the poop fan. (Braden)
- Underwear = butt covers. (Logan)
- Table of contents = table of continents (Logan)
- Boobies! = Blueberries (Kellen)
- Stop pasteurizing me! = He meant to say ‘stop patronizing me’. (Kellen)
- F@$% = Fork. This is reeeeeeeally awesome when your toddler screams this on repeat in the middle of a very busy restaurant.
Check Out These Other Hysterical Lists
https://www.inspiremore.com/kids-hilariously-rename-things/
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/funny-tweets-kid-quotes_l_5ca26711e4b0fb341d60cab2
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